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Post by PsyCho_PEtey_ on Oct 4, 2011 15:14:51 GMT
and by 'his' you mean dakes as he was reading the dictionary upside down
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Post by maiske on Oct 4, 2011 18:46:08 GMT
which made "his" dream of hot caribian nights, rum, cigars & hot latino pussies...
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Post by maiske on Oct 6, 2011 16:39:38 GMT
Then Dake woke up (again) and found himself on a deserted beach and this huge hairy hippopotamus walks to him and says " WTF XD "
I kno I'm bad at this sorry.
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Post by Austin puto on Oct 9, 2011 17:56:28 GMT
then he didnt find a way off that island since he isnt smart enough to build a boat so he grew a beard and found some glasses and looked like this:  |
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Post by maiske on Oct 13, 2011 11:08:03 GMT
He then found a beaten coconut lying on the beach, he smiled inside his beard and then named it "Jurgen Klinsmann", suddenly he didnt feel so alone anymore....
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Post by Spooshy on Oct 13, 2011 19:53:21 GMT
Come nightfall he was hungry and accidentally ate the coconut for dinner, so loneliness came creeping back into his...
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Post by da-N-ks on Oct 13, 2011 20:24:29 GMT
but then during the nite he had to shite and guess hwat... the shit was called angela merkel from that moment but ...
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Post by Ivan The Destroyer on Oct 14, 2011 3:38:43 GMT
dake ate angela merkel because he decided to smoke a huge joint and got the munchies
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Post by Spooshy on Oct 14, 2011 10:01:04 GMT
And that was a mistake on his behalf, cuz he got the H1N1 virus and...
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Post by aksur on Oct 14, 2011 10:11:29 GMT
...he died all alone in this fckng island. Now his corpse rot on the ground and animals feasts on his flesh and H1N1 virus keep spreading all over the place...
R.I.P.
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Post by da-N-ks on Oct 14, 2011 11:58:23 GMT
u really think thats the end of the story? no! someone like him doesnt die from a pussy virus like that.... it made him stronger and he became the most famous president ever... from that day on he was known as....
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Post by Austin puto on Oct 14, 2011 15:49:43 GMT
...the most famous president on the lonely island that nobody ever heard of
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Post by Spooshy on Oct 14, 2011 16:18:38 GMT
"Not even Jack Sparrow had sailed so far that he would have found the island of the famous dead president of Angela Merkel's shite"-the story tells us...
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Post by da-N-ks on Oct 14, 2011 16:26:39 GMT
go there! find the island and get to know that awesome shit and make babies that the whole world will have lil shit presidents and then when the times goes by...
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