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Nov 7, 2008 0:41:43 GMT
Post by Goodfella on Nov 7, 2008 0:41:43 GMT
a gorgeous redhead goes to the doctors office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it,"impossible" says the doctor "show me"
the redhead took her finger and pushed her left breast and screamed then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more, she pushed her ankle and screamed everywhere she touched made her scream!
the doctor said your not really a redhead are you?"
"no" she replied "i'm actually a blonde"
"thought so" says the doctor "your finger is broken!":-)
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maiske
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Nov 7, 2008 7:26:06 GMT
Post by maiske on Nov 7, 2008 7:26:06 GMT
This one's even better!!  |
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Nov 7, 2008 12:23:01 GMT
Post by Ivan The Destroyer on Nov 7, 2008 12:23:01 GMT
hahahahahaha that is a classic
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Nov 7, 2008 13:26:42 GMT
Post by Foxie on Nov 7, 2008 13:26:42 GMT
yup that's a classis indeed
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Nov 11, 2008 23:35:09 GMT
Post by PsyCho_PEtey_ on Nov 11, 2008 23:35:09 GMT
radar disapproves of this joke.
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Nov 12, 2008 0:01:45 GMT
Post by Goodfella on Nov 12, 2008 0:01:45 GMT
radar disapproves of this joke. are you blonde ? |
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Nov 12, 2008 0:23:45 GMT
Post by PsyCho_PEtey_ on Nov 12, 2008 0:23:45 GMT
as a matter of fact, i am blonde  still disapprove though |
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Nov 12, 2008 2:17:18 GMT
Post by Goodfella on Nov 12, 2008 2:17:18 GMT
as a matter of fact, i am blonde still disapprove though thats ok i thought you might dye your hair  |
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Nov 12, 2008 7:55:31 GMT
Post by PsyCho_PEtey_ on Nov 12, 2008 7:55:31 GMT
i can dye it red if you REALLY want me to
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Nov 12, 2008 18:11:45 GMT
Post by Foxie on Nov 12, 2008 18:11:45 GMT
maybe ya disapprove cause ya don't get it?=> since you're blonde  |
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Nov 13, 2008 0:38:50 GMT
Post by PsyCho_PEtey_ on Nov 13, 2008 0:38:50 GMT
thats a good point.
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop,"I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says,"Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop,"All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says,"Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies,"Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
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Nov 13, 2008 8:33:31 GMT
Post by Goodfella on Nov 13, 2008 8:33:31 GMT
lol
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Nov 13, 2008 10:58:25 GMT
Post by maiske on Nov 13, 2008 10:58:25 GMT
XD what a twist
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Nov 13, 2008 13:06:52 GMT
Post by Foxie on Nov 13, 2008 13:06:52 GMT
lmfao exciting till the end
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Nov 15, 2008 18:19:52 GMT
Post by Ivan The Destroyer on Nov 15, 2008 18:19:52 GMT
hahahahaha thats damn awesome!!
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